Apparel for Introverts Who Want to Stay Stylishly Silent

Welcome to LeaveMeBePlease.com, the perfect online store for those who want to be alone… but with style! We know how it feels to want to hide from the world and avoid small talk at all costs. That’s why we offer a wide range of introvert apparel that will speak for you without you having to say a word (or even leave your house). From t-shirts that say “Sorry, I’m not ignoring you, I’m just recharging” to hoodies that read “I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social”, our collection will make you feel understood and fashionable at the same time. So, if you’re an introvert who loves puns, sarcasm, and staying in, check out our store and let your clothes do the talking (while you stay comfortably silent).

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The Founder

Well, hello there! It’s your pal Robert Wilson, the mastermind behind LeaveMeBePlease.com. I know what you’re thinking: “Who is this guy and why does he think he’s so clever?” Well, I’ll tell you why. It’s because I’m an introvert, and introverts are some of the wittiest people you’ll ever meet…if you ever get the chance to meet us, that is. That’s why I started my introvert apparel business – to give us introverts a way to express ourselves without ever having to actually, you know, talk to anyone. So if you’re looking for a shirt that says “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just recharging my social battery,” or a hoodie that says “Leave me alone, I’m reading,” then you’ve come to the right place. Because here at LeaveMeBePlease.com, we understand that sometimes the best way to make a statement is to say nothing at all.

Robert Wilson